"For laughs and Giggles"

Everyday I pray
Pray for the day
When I am well on my way
To a job that doesnt suck and has great pay


I get bored what shall I do
I get bored so I will just act a fool
Dancing in the mirror as if I was back in school
Back in the days when I thought I was cool


I am very clumsy indeed
I break glasses,mirrors even my kids follow my lead
I have no coordination skills, so you better take heed
I am very clumsy and when you get to know me, you will quickly see


What is person with no mind at all
What is a person who is entirely too tall
What is a person who loves to hang out at the mall
Why did humpty dumpty even sit on the wall


I thought it would nice to have a little fun
I hope my poems dont make you want to go and get a gun
I thought it would be fun to write stupid little puns
For laughs and giggles, because it is nice to have a little fun


If you were skinny, would you wanna be fat
If you were ugly would you want to hit yourself with a baseball bat
If you had a dog, would you then want a cat
If you had a big head would you always wear a hat
Would you rather a fly over a nat
I know your thinking right now, this girl is really whack
If you saw me right now, would you give me a big ole smack
Just say it, I am funny because to me this is my fact




Written by
Cresha